Total Medals Earned: 680 (From 139 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,240 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (290/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.