Total Medals Earned: 711 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,520 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/160 points)
Let it Blow
These are some spicy Bombs
Didn't even break a sweat
In my Tummy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
You got win at first play.
You move by 10+ speed
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 7/21 (55/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/265 points)
Complete level 25
Complete level 27
Medals Earned: 5/13 (25/395 points)
Collect all the stars in each level
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard